my legs are still sore

[soonerdawg1]

went to the bar awhile on saturday night....wasn't exactly an upper class place if you know what i mean....somehow i ended up with this fat chick, making out with her at the table while she sat in my lap and what not....any way, to make a long story short i came to my senses at some point and bailed, but 3 days later my goddamn legs are still sore from her sitting in my lap all nighthno:

 

[JudgeWapner]

Just be happy you still have use of your legs.

 

[soonerdawg1]

true

 

[Coldweather]

And be happy you did not break your nose!

:toast:

 

[soonerdawg1]

true, considering she was a biter

 

[1cheater]

You didn't sleep with her and wake up with your arm under her and have to gnaw it off to escape.

 

[soonerdawg1]

unfortunately, i was with a couple guys i see regularly, and they were more than happy to inform me that she smelled like B.O. and was a few teeth short of a full set....

damn buddies always make it seem worse than it is

 

[zeeman]

went to the bar awhile on saturday night....wasn't exactly an upper class place if you know what i mean....somehow i ended up with this fat chick, making out with her at the table while she sat in my lap and what not....any way, to make a long story short i came to my senses at some point and bailed, but 3 days later my goddamn legs are still sore from her sitting in my lap all nighthno:

Your legs are sore from beating off so much thinking about that fat chick sitting on your face!